January 2010
47 posts
“Didn’t Your Mother Ever Tell You Not To Go Into Central Park At Night?
...”
– Stuart Little.
Yer Im Dat Cool I Still Watch My Old Videos ;D
“I Got 99 Problems Bein’ A Bitch Aint One. Hit Me!”
– Jay Z
Dig Dig Diggggg.
THAT IS ALL :$
20 Reasons Why I'm Single. According To Silly Msn...
1. You always expect him to make the first move
Men know that they’re supposed to do the running, and they hate it. Being born male does not gift them with unassailable self-confidence. If you want a date, go and chat him up. He’ll be too delighted to reject you.
2. You think that eye contact is “making a move.” No, it isn’t
“Go and chat him up,” we said. Not: “stand there glancing at him...
I Like Ir When My Life Has A Schedual
I’m Going To Get Out Of My Lovely Bed Early In The Morning To Make Sure The Course Of Someone Elses Love Life Runs Smoothly- I’m Such A Nice Person. BAHA.
Tomorrows Going To Be Full Of Scrubbing && Perfecting && Coursework Until Around 9pm When I Can Start My Excessive Drinking Which Will Result In Me Attending College Feeling Rough As A Badgers Arse.
Weheeeey!...
Males && Females A Moment Of Your Attention...
We Are THE SAME.
It’s Taken Me A While To Realise But Apart From Le Genitalia Us Homosapians Are Fundamentally The Same No Matter Our Sex.
Gyals: I KNOW You’ve All Done That Thing, Where You’ve “Confessed” Something && Then Proceeded To Say ‘Sorreh it wuz ma m8’ When The Reply You Were Looking For Hasn’t Come Withing 0.5 Milliseconds.
OR...
Siqbal;
thelunaticasylum:
i love you large amounts bubu <3
Nadia Saicaaaaaaaaaa Mate I Love You To Mon Petit Poi!
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If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Erm.
Fuck I Dunno.
Ask me anything
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<3?
<3 4Ev@
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I Fucking Hate Living At Home :@
It Does My Absolute Nut In!
Where’s The Chinese Menu?
Tumblr You're Like A Drug...
Hush Now! I’m Passing My ALevels.
Well Yeah...
SHIT MOOD, SHIT MOOD, SHIT MOOD. SHIT LIFE.
Thinking About It, Am I Ever Happy? Nah. I’m Not. Shit Right?
EVERYTHING IS SO ERLACH. BLEURGH.
“Why Do You Like That?”“Why Dont You Like That?”“What’s This Feeling?”“Why’re You Feeling It?”
...
LIAM, LIAM, LIAM, LIAM, LIAM!
YOU OBVIOUSLY STUPID ¬¬
<3
LIAM, LIAM, LIAM, LIAM, LIAM!
Notice This!
Come On Msn? ;D :$
Naturally The Foundation Will Bear Your Expenses.
Hurrying To Catch My Comet
One Dark November Day,
Which Soon Would Snatch Me From It
To The Sunshine Of Bombay,
I Pondered Pages Berkeley
Not Three Weeks Since Has Heard,
Perceiving Chatto Darkly
Though The Mirror Of The Third.
Crowds, Colourless And Careworn,
Had Made My Taxi Late,
Yet Not Till I Was Airborn
Did I Recall The Date-
That Day When Queen And Minister
And Band Of Guards...
“Oops!
Something went wrong. We’re working on getting this fixed as soon...”
– -Facebook.
If I See This ONE MORE TIME I’m Going To Shoot Something In The Head.
“I’m Smart, You’re Dumb. I’m Big, You’re Little....”
– -Matilda
I Love The Way Her Parents Let Her Romp About On The Street When She Was About Four.
Mate I Wish I Had Magic Powers.
TOTALLY REPPIN ROALD DAHL ;D
My Life. Is Actual Joke.
*Doorbell Rings*
Kevin: Where Did You Go That Night?
Me: Oh, Hello.
Kevin: Where Did You Go That Night?
Me: Zoe’s…
Kevin: Whos?
Me: ZOE’S.
Kevin: O’Rite. What’re You Doing?
Me: *Sigh* Evidently Eating An Icecream.
Kevin: O’Rite, You Busy?
Me: Yes.
Kevin: Doing What?
Me: Eating An Icecream.
Kevin: Is That How It Is Yeah?
Me: Yeah.
Kevin: You Not...
“Heart and Soul are connected, what is important is where is the heart.”
– Yoruichi Shihōin Bleach ;D
She’s Fit && She’s Single.
I’m Fucked.
Just Had The Most EPICLY VIOLENT Game Of Family Catch Ever.
My Sister Can’t Catch For Shit && Now The Kitchen Is A Tip. Ahhh It’s A Good Life Really :’D
Hush Now, I Have Work To Do.
Listen
The Electricity Meter Man Just Told Me I Had Nice Hair.
Weheeey. Highlight.
Ahh Mate It’s A Sad Life.
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Would you rather be skinny with an ugly face or fat with a pretty face?
Eurgh. Both Are ‘Angin.
I Guess Fat With A Pretty Face, But Then I’d Put My Lard Arse On A Diet.
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What would be the best workplace perk?
Office Sexxx ;D
&& Yano Free Makeup.
<3 For M.A.C Makeup Advisor Positionsss
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If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
Nasty Little Bitches.
Then Poverty :/
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I’ve Had My Bacon Sandwiches
I’ve Posted Shit On My Blog
I’ve Googled The Meaning Of A Song
I’ve Realised I’ve Spelt Something Wrong && Gone “FML”
I’ve Twiddled My Septum Until It Hurt.
Now I Need To Stop Fantasizing About That Damn Boy That Originates From A Prominently Cold Country && Do Some Work Before I’m Kicked Out...
Absolute Love Forrrr !
FixUpLookSharppp.
Mate :/
Had To Climb Out Of My Mothafukkin Window To Get Out Into Some Pisscold Snowww.
Not The One At ALL.
I Need To Sort My Life Out. Everything Is so Complicated Right Now, Nobody Is What They Seem.
VodkaShotsss I Think ;D