December 2009
7 posts
lmfao
thelunaticasylum:
at the fact i just made a page on facebook called ‘i fail so hard, i cant even kill myself properly’
you know whats even sadder…. only two people joined. i feel so alone and emoooo *cut cut cut*
I Was One Of The Two People To Join This, My Friend From College Was The Other.
What Makes It Funnier, Is The Creator Is My Best Friend. You Can See The ABSOLUTE Failour Of Our...
Some Guy Said Maidenhead On The TV && Now Everyone’s Getting Chufties.
Mate, I Said That When I Was About 7 && Lost It Not Too Long After && Nobody Gave Me A Fucking Badge.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFML.
I’ll Stop Complaining Soon… Possibly.
M'Off Gingers FOREVER.
Because Chubby Guys With Orange Hair.
Prefer White Girls With Pink Hair.
Not Brown Girls With Purple Hair.
Said Brown Girl With Purple Hair Is Not Responsible For White Girl With Pink Hair’s Death, If By Some Miracle She Is Violently MAIMED To Death Like That Woman With The Moomin Face.
"Nothing Tastes As Good- As Being Thin Feels".
Steven Tyler Actually. Not Kate Moss.
Laxatives Then? Worth A Shot I Guess.
What's The Fucking Point In Christmas?
I Mean I’m Sick Every Fucking Year.
Got Pneumonia This Year. HOW FUN. && Managed To Slowly Deteriorate Into A State Of Madness.
A Writers Life Is Hard. Not Only Does He Have To Write, But He Has To Live To Have Something To Write About.