May 2011
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today's meal plan.
; day one: a mug of slightly cooled boiled water, with lemon juice. breakfast- two egg white omlette &steamed spinach. mid morning snack- 100g lean white meat &a quarter of a cucumber, sliced. lunch- steamed chicken brest &steamed asparagus. mid afternoon snack- 100g lean white meat &a quarter of a cucumber, sliced. dinner- steamed cod fillet &steamed green vegetables. 3 litres...
April 2011
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If you could be the president or leader of your...
make love not war
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Gonna fuck your ex until he wants you back again...
… like i said before NO ive found someone better.
&again, thanks for the compliment. my sex skills are pretty on point.
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What do your farts smell like?
candy floss.
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fucking you would be beastiality
mmmmhmmm it would. soz.
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so you're into beastiality?
yep thats exactly what i meant by that.
its a personal joke.
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what's your favourite type of penis?
belongs to a specific bengali puddy cat.
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What's your favourite flavour condom?
i’m allergic to latex.
i dont have a favourite flavour nerrrrr
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Have you ever taken drugs? If so, what's your...
i HAVE.
but my drug use days are over- i’d have to say alcohol was my favourite.
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Are you a virgin?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
aawww thats the funniest question ive ever had. no i’m not.
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wow parise, you get some funky questions!!
haha i know.
they all came in like a second after each other aswell.
hopefully my formspring will go back to being a desert :)
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What's your favourite sexual position and hole?...
ahaha.
i dont have a favourite.
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Does true love exist?
i believe it does- but you need those few relationships that leave you feeling broken so you appreciate it when it eventually gets here
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What's your favourite sexual position and hole?
pointlesss spaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Have you ever taken it up the butt?
i dont have a butt hole, infact i have no holes.
apart from the two in my nose- which make me resemble voldemort.
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What's the white vs black vs paki vs chinese ratio...
i probably would have answered that question if you wouldnt have used such a derogative term.
since you did- fuck off?
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Would you ever make porn?
when i think of the word porn- i think of millions of people watching it
so that type, no.
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Can I stick my finger up your pooper?
maybe if you buy me a kitkat first
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Tea or coffee?
tea- all the way.
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What's the first thing you check when you turn on...
facebook.
it’s my homepage :/
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What's your breast size?
i couldn’t actually tell you- i’ve not had my bra size measured for two years.
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I wanna fill you with cum then lick it as it drips...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
that doesn’t even sound attractive.
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LOL.
lmfao.
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Gonna fuck your ex until he wants you back again...
nah, found someone 100% better.
was that suppose to make me upset/angry? ‘cause really the fact you believe i could fuck someone &make them want me back- well it’s a compliment really.
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Spit or swallow?
depends yo!
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I want your babies in me now.
depeds what their hair will turn out like- ‘caaause i’m not picking that afro out in the morning. soz.
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the-shibari-school asked: thank you for following my tumblr ... it's nice to be in touch with you :) Greetings from Paris ! PS : did you visit our blog at www.the-shibari-school.com ?
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Hows your fiance?
i couldnt tell you, we don’t speak anymore.
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i was lookin at u lol
u looked at me lol
well looking isnt saying hello is it? >:|
&i’m blind man ssssh!
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March 2011
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What's more important - who you know or what you...
what you know.
knowledge is key.
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well untill i get a luky pebble, i will have to...
hahaha, i guess that works just as well.
ill buy you one from my magic shop :D
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how come u dint let onto me on the bus doe?? :/...
didnt even know you were on the bus doe!
my kitteh was killing me, why didnt you let onto me? eh?
hmph.
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You tried to get onto my boyfriend, i seen the...
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ahahahahahahahahahahahaa. ahahahahaahha kjfdncuioqpoiesu2yuiowks,;’.asp09q
:’) did i really? otyt me.
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hey how are you? and before you say fine like...
well, i’m in the modd for a chinese even though i’m not actually hungry.
i’m kinda confused about some stuffs that went down today- but apart from that i’m happy :) yessir.
thank you for being interested
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Why do you cheapen yourself so much. You are a...
ok; first off, thanks i guess. second, not really a jesus person sorry- different religion &all that. third, i dont see it as cheapening myself &i do live a good life. so thanks for your concern but i doubt i’ll be changing any time soon.
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If you could teleport to any place right now,...
victoria point.
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Dermalogica cloth? HA! Being precise doesn't make...
to say you seem to have such a problem with me you spend a hella long time on my facebook. lalalala.
no, i seem to recall that the photo i uploaded was one where the left &rigt hand side of the picture wasnt cropped.
yes, there are bits missing, like i said before it blanks out anything trademarked.
but i can assure you- its natural.
anything else? (:
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why have a formspring all people do is chat shit
that shit is quite entertaining (:
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single?
not been for 9months
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is there anyone you miss from your past?
not really no, if someone is your past it’s for a reason.
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Do you know when you edit your photos? You should...
tut’s i don’t edit them. if i was going to airbrush my tummy- i’d get rid of it yeah?
the webcam website i use blanks out any known trademarked products &there was a dermalogica cloth there.
soz to dissapoint ya, but if i was really that arsed about what people though about it i would have tried to remove it seeing as its such a blatent mark.
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what is it with everyone &pancakes today?
i just asked my step dad what was for dinner…
pancakes :/
where the fuck are my trackies?!
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YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN STUPID COW.
aha touchy.
nah but i dont tho… soz.
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i think youre lovely :3 xo
why thankyou.
i think you’re lovely too
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do you get thrills off stopping peoples...
pardon?
who’s rlationship am i fucking up now?
to be honest, if it was someone i hated then maybe i would- i’m a bitch most of the time what can i say- but in most cases i don’t, no.
HOOOOOWEVER, the only relationship in ared about at the moment is my own. so grow da fuck up yeah?
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how important do you think sex is in a...
to me it’s important, but i can see why other people dont make it such a priority.
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would you cheat on your partner?
1) i have done in the past.
2) this specific partner; never.
3) who knows what will happen in the future
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are you really a crip?
maaaaaaaaaaybe.
maybe not (;
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