hippo. connoisseur of quintessential fakery &flambouancy. Parise Kimbo Kimoliya

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today’s meal plan.

; day one: a mug of slightly cooled boiled water, with lemon juice.
breakfast- two egg white omlette &steamed spinach.
mid morning snack- 100g lean white meat &a quarter of a cucumber, sliced.
lunch- steamed chicken brest &steamed asparagus.
mid afternoon snack- 100g lean white meat &a quarter of a cucumber, sliced.
dinner- steamed cod fillet &steamed green vegetables.
3 litres of water, not to be consumed  too close to meal times.
fish oil capsule &multivitamin, consumed with every main meal.

DEATH.

If you could be the president or leader of your country for one day, what would you do?

make love not war

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Gonna fuck your ex until he wants you back again then? Until your ex fiance wants you back you pleb.

… like i said before NO ive found someone better.
&again, thanks for the compliment. my sex skills are pretty on point.

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What do your farts smell like?

candy floss.

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fucking you would be beastiality

mmmmhmmm it would. soz.

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so you’re into beastiality?

yep thats exactly what i meant by that.


its a personal joke.

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what’s your favourite type of penis?

belongs to a specific bengali puddy cat.

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What’s your favourite flavour condom?

i’m allergic to latex.
i dont have a favourite flavour nerrrrr

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Have you ever taken drugs? If so, what’s your favourite?

i HAVE.
but my drug use days are over- i’d have to say alcohol was my favourite.

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Are you a virgin?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

aawww thats the funniest question ive ever had. no i’m not.

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wow parise, you get some funky questions!!

haha i know.
they all came in like a second after each other aswell.



hopefully my formspring will go back to being a desert :)

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What’s your favourite sexual position and hole? this is a fair question that is not spam

ahaha.
i dont have a favourite.

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Does true love exist?

i believe it does- but you need those few relationships that leave you feeling broken so you appreciate it when it eventually gets here

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What’s your favourite sexual position and hole?

pointlesss spaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Have you ever taken it up the butt?

i dont have a butt hole, infact i have no holes.
apart from the two in my nose- which make me resemble voldemort.

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